Posts Tagged ‘Yoko Ono’

It’s official: The Beatles hated Yoko.

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Love is truly blind.

The long held belief has been that the Beatles (the single greatest band in the history of mankind) came to an abrupt end as a direct result of John Lennon’s wife Yoko Ono, who continuously meddled in their affairs despite her possessing no recognizable talent of her own, and it seems the rumormongers were right after all, well mostly.

According to the World Entertainment News Network, an unearthed interview recorded by Rolling Stone magazine publisher Jann Wenner in 1970 reveals that both Sir Paul McCartney and George Harrison hated Yoko from the very beginning and did little to mask their feelings of contempt toward the pale-faced shrew.

“They despised her…It seemed I had to be happily married to them or Yoko – and I chose Yoko,” Lennon said in the taped interview.

Lennon even insinuated that it was ultimately Harrison who widened the rift between them.

“George insulted her right to her face and I didn’t hit him,” he said. “Ringo was alright but the other two really gave it to us. I’ll never forgive ‘em.”

Although, even Lennon admits that their break-up was inevitable, and believed that their conflicting egos contributed to a long period of creative stagnation.

“We sold out…and I felt sick,” he said. “We got fed up with being sidemen for Paul.”

“He Chose…Poorly”

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Yoko Ono holds Beatles’ Holy Grail for ransom.An unearthed alternate take of “Revolution 1” off the Beatles’ immortal White Album was leaked onto the internets and much to the delight of aging hipsters and audiophiles everywhere.

The aptly titled “Revolution 1 (Take 20)” blends their subdued doo-wop version, along with elements of the avant-garde “Revolution 9”, which for years left fans baffled by its experimental sound and shared namesake.

A surprisingly coherent Yoko Ono even makes a brief appearance towards the end.

I would provide a link, but there really isn’t much point in doing so, since record label EMI has taken on the futile mission of enforcing their copyrights.

Many are considering the find to be on par with the discovery of penicillin or Indiana Jones’ heroic rescue of the Holy Grail from the mitts of the reviled Nazis.

According to some random guy on the internets (so you know it has to be true), there were only two copies of the June 3, 1968 recording in existence, one owned by John Lennon, and the other secured by some nameless collector.

Last year Sir Paul McCartney hinted at another lost Beatles’ relic entitled “Carnival of Light”, a 14-minute track which he ably described as “more plink-plonky”.  

“I mean, I like it, but it’s not to everyone’s taste,” Macca added.