Posts Tagged ‘Twitter’

Twitter sounds death knell for music industry in 140 characters or less.

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

John Taylor hates Twitter.As if my intense hatred for Twitter and YouTube wasn’t already justified, Duran Duran bass player John Taylor (not to be confused with the former 49er great) recently wrote an editorial for BBC News, outlining the many pitfalls of social networking.

Despite all the good that comes from people updating friends on their daily eating habits, Taylor argues that over communication ultimately removes all the mystery out of life.

“When artists today are asked to Twitter their every thought, their every action, to record on video their every breath, their every performance, I believe they’re diluting their creative powers, their creative potency and the durability of their work,” he wrote. “And in the long run I believe they’re also diluting the magical power and the magnetic attraction that they can or will ever have over their audience.”

According to Taylor, it’s this very same lack of intrigue that has stifled a music industry that continually embraces mass appeal over creative substance.

“And the speed and growth of new technology, which has been so heralded and so much fuss has been made of, has actually served to disguise how little real growth is taking place at the artistic level.”

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Reason 1 of 24,601 why I hate Twitter.

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Trent Reznor with his fiancé Mariqueen Maandig.Not one to keep his opinions to himself, Trent Reznor took to the soapbox to once again express his disdain for Twitter.

The social networking darling came under his crazy-eyed stare after the Nine Inch Nails mastermind publicly announced that he would no longer tweet again.

“Yes, I deleted my account and I’ll explain why since somehow someone apparently thinks this is newsworthy,” Reznor wrote on his official website. “Around the time news broke of my engagement, a faction of troublemakers showed up whose sole intent was to disrupt, harass, insult, and incite.”

With neither the disposable time nor basement space required to engage in an unending flame war with internet trolls, Reznor opted instead to concede defeat to his pimple faced superiors.

“YES – I could (and did) block them,” he wrote. “But everyone else reading my replies sees ALL of that nonsense.”

However, Reznor said the worst of it came when one person attempted to make light of Eric De La Cruz’s death, a fan he raised money for to help absorb the exorbitant costs of a heart transplant.

“It depresses me to think my art and life’s work can attract this kind of scum, and trying to explain to Veronica (Eric’s sister) why someone would stoop to that level of ignorance for attention – and it’s someone that because of me is in her world causing her pain…well, it sucks,” he wrote. “If that was your intention you trolling, cowardly pigs – you’ve succeeded.”

By the way, keep up with us on Twitter @RockDotCom (Oh god, I hate myself).

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TTYL BFF LAWLZ!!!

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Is there anything more depressing than a 38-year-old wearing a backwards baseball cap?Apparently, 14-year-old school girls and narcissists aren’t the only ones turning to Twitter for a goodtime.

According to the United Kingdom’s Sunday Express, Fred Durst (long thought dead to the world) tweeted Neil Diamond, in order to express his undivided love and affection for the geriatric heartthrob.

“I’m a huge fan of yours,” Durst wrote. “We should do a collaboration.”

To which the aging rocker responded, “I’d love to, where and when??”

Sharing a fondness for unnecessary punctuation the Limp Bizkit frontman replied in kind.

“?FANTASTIC!!!!! Incredible!! What a dream come true thanks to Twitter!!,” Durst wrote. “I’m in LA. Follow me and we can direct message.”

Scarier than the thought of a 68-year-old using a computer or a proposed collaboration between Diamond and the guy who wrote “I did it all for the nookie”, is the recently announced reunion of Limp Bizkit, who will attempt to fill the void left by their own mediocrity.

“We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other,” Durst was quoted saying in an Entertainment Weekly article. “Regardless of where our separate paths have taken us, we recognize there is a powerful and unique energy with this particular group of people we have not found anywhere else.”

I’m not sure what’s more pointless, having two people “tweet” to one another or writing about them doing it.

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Jen broke up with me, lolz. I’m such a douche. =(

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

John Mayer gave this up for Twitter.Jennifer Aniston has finally wised up and dumped John Mayer, after she discovered the musician was spending more time on Twitter than satisfying her sexually.

According to font of journalistic credibility, Star magazine, Aniston told close friends that Mayer spent far too much of his personal time, tweeting about “fanny packs” and “androgynous emoticons”.

“John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back,’” said a nameless source, likely a random homeless man on the street.

However, Mayer was not in fact “busy at work” as he had claimed or merely masturbating to internet pornography like most normal people.

“Jen was fuming…Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line,” said an inanimate pet rock.

Mayer’s last tweet to Aniston was, “This heart didn’t come with instructions.”

Can anyone explain to me why Twitter is so popular? What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

How narcissistic do you have to be to think people actually give a sh*t about every little f*cking thing you do?

Unless you’re Fake Michael Bay, you have no business updating me on your spending habits or bowel movements.

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