A tribute concert for the recently deceased Michael Jackson was unveiled by longtime sycophant/brother Jermaine, who announced that the star-studded extravaganza would be held in Vienna, Austria of all places.
Jermaine attributed the bizarre choice of venue to his younger brother’s obsession with castles and other phallic imagery.
Participating in the event will be fellow R&B musicians Mary J. Bilge, Akon, and Natalie Cole, who now has an excuse to sing a duet with another dead person.
Chris Brown has also been tapped to perform and will allegedly act as a living tribute to Jackson’s meteoric fall from grace.
The concert will take place on September 26 with some 65,000 people expected to be in attendance.
In related news, the King of Pop was finally laid to rest 70 days after the fact, in a relatively low-key private ceremony at the Forest Lawn cemetery in Glendale, California, and was rumored to have featured several priceless works of art and a performance by Gladys Knight.