Posts Tagged ‘The Beatles’

You’ve got to be kidding me?

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

The undead walk among us.A website dumb enough to sell the Beatles entire music catalog without their legal consent, insists they had every right to do so as a result of a new recording technique dubbed “psycho-acoustic simulation”.

An injunction against Bluebeat.com was filed by music giant EMI, after they discovered digital copies of every Beatles album had surfaced on the defendant’s website.

However, owner Hank Risan argued that the mp3s sold on his website were not EMI produced recordings, but rather files that had been remastered to sound exactly like the originals.

In other words, the single laziest legal defense ever uttered in a courtroom.

“They’re hosed. That just doesn’t make any sense,” Copyright Attorney Scott Mackenzie told Wired during an interview. “I don’t even see the basis of their theory.”

Sure enough, the judge ignored the almost laughable defense and ordered the immediate halt of all sales.

The Santa Cruz based company will also likely have to pay millions of dollars in damages and copyright infringement fines.

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U2 has Beatles envy.

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Bono still wears stupid looking shades.

Last month’s release of The Beatles: Rock Band inspired more than just renewed interest in the Fab Four’s storied legacy; it also left U2 wondering how they let a promising opportunity to sell out yet again slip through their fingers.

According to USA Today Bono and company were approached last year by video game publisher Electronic Arts to produce a U2 centric product, but feared technology had not advanced enough to fully capture their air of superiority.

“What the Beatles have done, where the animation is much more representative of them, is what we’re interested in, rather than the one-size-fits-all animation,” bassist Adam Clayton said. “We didn’t want to be caricatured.”

Although the beloved Irish rockers were quick to dismiss EA’s proposal, Clayton insinuated U2 wouldn’t be as hesitant the second time around.

“We definitely would like to be in there,” he said. “But we felt some of the compromises weren’t what we wanted. That could change. I love the idea that that’s where people are getting music and we’d love to be in that world. We’ll figure something out.”

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Lucy in the Sky with Angels.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Julian Lennon was saddened by news of Lucy's passing. Can't you tell?The original inspiration for “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” (off the immortal Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club), died last week at the age of 46, as a result of ongoing complications that stemmed from an incurable autoimmune disease.

Julian Lennon’s boyhood friend Lucy Vodden was recently revealed to be the source behind the now infamous psychedelia-fueled classic, which was long embraced by drug culture as an anthem for LSD use.

According to Britain’s Daily Mail, Julian drew a picture of his nursery school classmate (Vodden) alongside starbursts and other space themed imagery, and when showing his father the fruits of his labor, described the work of art by its now famous namesake.

Julian told reporters that he was “shocked and saddened” by the news and allegedly sent his condolences in a handwritten letter addressed to her family.

“I was so upset to hear what had happened,” he said.

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Stereo Box Set by the Beatles

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

It’s hard to imagine a world without the Beatles in it, but such was the case during the 4.5 billion years (Sorry, Book of Genesis) that preceded their coming.

Ever since, the legacy of John Lennon, Sir Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr has helped shape the landscape of music to what we know it as today, and for better or worse it will never be the same again.

The Fab Four sounded the trumpets of the British Invasion in 1963 with Please Please Me, one of 13 remastered studio albums being released on the palindrome friendly date of 9-9-09.

However, it wasn’t until the 1966 classic Revolver that the Beatles truly began to leave their mark.

Comprised of “Taxman”, “Eleanor Rigby”, and “For No One”, nearly every song on the album was a stroke of genius, but none shined more than the LSD fueled psychedelia of “Tomorrow Never Knows”, which was light years ahead of its time.

Lennon and McCartney followed-up with yet another masterpiece in Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (their answer to the Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds), whose socially conscious anthem “A Day in the Life” is among the greatest songs ever written.

Then came the immortal White Album, which if it had not been for its misguided double LP status could have easily ranked as their best effort.

After all, there are few songs better than “Blackbird”, “Helter Skelter”, or Harrison’s magnum opus “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”.

Lastly, we have Abbey Road, an album better known for its iconic cover art than extraordinary composition.

That’s not to say it doesn’t have its fair share of classic cuts with standouts such as “Come Together”, “Here Comes the Sun”, and the mesmerizing 1-2-3 punch of “Golden Slumbers”, “Carry That Weight”, and “The End” stealing the show.

No collection would be complete without these five albums. It’s as simple as that.

For those with incredibly low attention spans, there is also the video game incarnation of their massive catalog in The Beatles: Rock Band, which allows casual listeners the opportunity to be “bigger than Jesus” and/or offend the Royal Family of the Philippines using the latest in cell processing technology.

Either way there will be no avoiding them, the Beatles are back and here to stay.

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It’s official: The Beatles hated Yoko.

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Love is truly blind.

The long held belief has been that the Beatles (the single greatest band in the history of mankind) came to an abrupt end as a direct result of John Lennon’s wife Yoko Ono, who continuously meddled in their affairs despite her possessing no recognizable talent of her own, and it seems the rumormongers were right after all, well mostly.

According to the World Entertainment News Network, an unearthed interview recorded by Rolling Stone magazine publisher Jann Wenner in 1970 reveals that both Sir Paul McCartney and George Harrison hated Yoko from the very beginning and did little to mask their feelings of contempt toward the pale-faced shrew.

“They despised her…It seemed I had to be happily married to them or Yoko – and I chose Yoko,” Lennon said in the taped interview.

Lennon even insinuated that it was ultimately Harrison who widened the rift between them.

“George insulted her right to her face and I didn’t hit him,” he said. “Ringo was alright but the other two really gave it to us. I’ll never forgive ‘em.”

Although, even Lennon admits that their break-up was inevitable, and believed that their conflicting egos contributed to a long period of creative stagnation.

“We sold out…and I felt sick,” he said. “We got fed up with being sidemen for Paul.”

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Sgt. Pepper Live by Cheap Trick

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Some 40 years ago the Beatles released the landmark album Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and with it turned music up on its head.

Two years ago the band responsible for “I Want You to Want Me”, took it upon themselves to commemorate this monumental event in the course of human history with a live song by song performance of the album in its entirety.

Hey, don’t look at me. I’m just as confused as you are.

On the aptly titled Sgt. Pepper Live, Cheap Trick faithfully recreates “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”, “Lovely Rita”, and immortal “A Day in the Life” (easily the greatest song ever written), minus their sheer awesomeness.

Which only begs the question, why would anyone pay money to buy an album that already exists and doesn’t even hold a candle to the original?

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“He Chose…Poorly”

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Yoko Ono holds Beatles’ Holy Grail for ransom.An unearthed alternate take of “Revolution 1” off the Beatles’ immortal White Album was leaked onto the internets and much to the delight of aging hipsters and audiophiles everywhere.

The aptly titled “Revolution 1 (Take 20)” blends their subdued doo-wop version, along with elements of the avant-garde “Revolution 9”, which for years left fans baffled by its experimental sound and shared namesake.

A surprisingly coherent Yoko Ono even makes a brief appearance towards the end.

I would provide a link, but there really isn’t much point in doing so, since record label EMI has taken on the futile mission of enforcing their copyrights.

Many are considering the find to be on par with the discovery of penicillin or Indiana Jones’ heroic rescue of the Holy Grail from the mitts of the reviled Nazis.

According to some random guy on the internets (so you know it has to be true), there were only two copies of the June 3, 1968 recording in existence, one owned by John Lennon, and the other secured by some nameless collector.

Last year Sir Paul McCartney hinted at another lost Beatles’ relic entitled “Carnival of Light”, a 14-minute track which he ably described as “more plink-plonky”.  

“I mean, I like it, but it’s not to everyone’s taste,” Macca added.

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