Posts Tagged ‘Reunion’

The Libertines reunite.

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Pete Doherty kisses and makes up with Elton John.The band responsible for one of the most impressive debut albums of this still young millennium (Up the Bracket),  have decided to put aside their petty differences for the noble pursuit of making more money.

A disturbingly close Pete Doherty and Carl Barat parted ways in 2004, as a result of the routinely drug addled frontman’s many failed efforts to sober up in rehab.

From the ashes arose Babyshambles and the Barat led Dirty Pretty Things, who proved to be mere shells of their former selves, as each band struggled to gain notoriety outside of England.

Now after years of speculation and calculated plodding on the part of Barat, Britain’s Daily Star is reporting that the star-crossed musicians have negotiated a new management deal and will begin touring as early as next year.

If I were you I’d get my tickets early, since it’s only a matter of time before Doherty falls off the wagon again.

Blur On Tour

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Blur will set aside years of pent up hatred for one another for the noble pursuit of making more money.

The Britpop ambassadors have already sold out several charity concerts in their native London, in preparation for their larger and thus much more profitable shows at the Manchester MEN Arena and Hyde Park.

Santa Claus doesn’t exist and by the way you’re adopted.

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Jimmy Page Wants You!Band Manager and all around Grinch, Peter Mensch, crushed the hopes and dreams of every wide-eyed optimist, with his emphatic declaration that “Led Zeppelin are over!”

Mensch ended months of speculation regarding a possible Led Zeppelin reunion tour, when he told British newspaper The Guardian that Robert Plant had no intentions of selling out.

“There are absolutely no plans for [the band] to continue. Zero,” Mensch said. “Frankly, I wish everybody would stop talking about it.”

Mensch further elaborated on the situation and signed for the hearing impaired.

“If you didn’t see them in 2007, you missed them,” he said. “It’s done. I can’t be any clearer than that.”

Jimmy Page, a man of no scruples, allegedly toyed with the notion of replacing Plant with another singer and touring under a different name, but according to Mensch, nothing panned out.

Looks like it’s suicide again for me. Obscure Simpsons reference for the win.