Although the rest of America has already been hypnotized by Katy Perry’s enormous breast, one brave lesbian continues to soldier on as our last remaining hope against a bleak dystopian future where insipid pop jingles are embraced by the masses, while greater works are relegated to bargain bin status (Too late, we’re already there).
Jill Sobule, who’s most famous for contributing “Supermodel” to the Clueless lexicon, has officially drawn a line in the sand (after months of politically correct posturing) regarding the shared namesake of “I Kissed A Girl”.
“When Katy Perry’s version came out I started getting tons of inquiries about what I thought,” she told online magazine The Rumpus. “Some folks (and protective friends) were angry, and wondered why she took my title and made it into this kind of ‘girls gone wild’ thing.”
The militant feminist claimed that she avoided criticizing the opportunistic pop starlet out of fear of appearing “bitter or petty”, but of course none of that stopped Sobule from throwing the verbal equivalent of a haymaker.
“Okay, maybe, if I really think about it, there were a few jealous and pissed off moments,” she said. “So here goes, for the first time in an interview: F*ck you Katy Perry, you f*cking stupid, maybe ‘not good for the gays,’ title thieving, haven’t heard much else, so not quite sure if you’re talented, f*cking little slut.”
I guess Perry will have to find solace in her millions of dollars and legions of drunken sorority girl fans.
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