Contrived, out of left field duets are typically reserved for award show ceremonies, but Rivers Cuomo and company have decided to extend the misguided corporate gimmick far beyond its Grammy half-life.

Weezer have formed an unholy alliance with Top 40 staple Sara Bareillies, rapper Chamillionaire, and perhaps most shocking of all, Mr. 80’s perm himself, Kenny G.

According to Spinner, the unlikely triumvirate recorded five songs alongside the Emo forefathers for an upcoming AOL Sessions appearance.

The smooth jazz maestro allegedly improvised a solo for the new Weezer song “I’m Your Daddy”, and insisted on aging himself by 30 years, when he admitted to the reporter that he knew absolutely nothing about the strange man standing next to him.

“I’ve heard the name, but I never knew any of their songs [except] some song about a sweater…with the wool coming apart,” Kenny G said.

During the interview Kenny G also acknowledging liking that one movie about the bus that couldn’t slow down.