For centuries man has tried to needlessly rank history’s greatest bands, but have failed to properly distinguish between the greatness of the Beatles and the sheer brilliance of Right Said Fred. We here at Rock.com would like to finally bring an end to this time honored debate and in the least scientific way possible, because everyone knows all that hooey about “Evolution” and “Global Warming” is just a myth perpetuated by the liberal media. Can I get an Amen? Rather than fuss over chicken innards or deal with the ambiguity of casting bones, we’ve decided to turn to you the shopper as the sole authority on this matter. Now with no further delay, Rock.com presents you with the Top 10 Bands That People Buy A Lot of Stuff For list (title pending). By the way, there is only one way to alter this sacred list for future generations, spend lots and lots of money. I know, not very fair is it, but such is the price of democracy. To see the list in its entirety, visit us at store.rock.com.
