Phoenix has extended their already successful World Tour by another four dates, adding shows in Toronto, Canada, Pontiac, Michigan, and Columbus, Ohio.
The French ensemble gained further notoriety through their bizarre pairing with American car manufacturer Cadillac, who famously claimed the artistic credibility of Led Zeppelin.
Prepare your picket signs, the rowdy, homoerotic antics of the Black Lips will be coming to a town near you.
Best known for their insane live shows, the Atlanta based punk foursome has scheduled stops in Costa Mesa, California, Torino, Italy, and Istanbul, Turkey.
The single most overrated act to emerge from Burlington, Virginia’s burgeoning jam band scene, have announced yet another tour of the East Coast.
Phish will perform their bewilderingly popular music to aging stoners, during shows in Detroit, Michigan, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and Portland, Maine.
Holy sh*t! Iggy and the Stooges are reuniting for an extensive world tour, which will prominently feature material from their 1973 classic Raw Power and large quantities of peanut butter.
Although no dates have yet to be announced, Iggy Pop and company will most likely play the festival circuit, with a few smaller venues scheduled between gigs.
The recently deceased Ron Asheton will be replaced by guitarist James Williamson.
An e-coli bacterial infection (presumably obtained from the regular consumption of meat) has sidelined Elton John for the next few weeks.
The Rocket Man was already forced to cancel several shows in the United Kingdom and has announced the postponement of scheduled performances at Seattle’s Key Arena and the Rose Garden Arena in Portland.
Due to the severity of the illness, it is still uncertain whether or not other dates will be affected.
Completing this week’s old man trifecta is Don Henley, who is currently touring in support of his greatest hits album.
Among the nine remaining dates are performances in Boston, Massachusetts, Atlantic City, New Jersey, and Norfolk, Virginia.
Expect to sit through an hour’s worth of obscure B-sides before Henley finally gets to his lone solo hits in “Dirty Laundry”, “New York Minute”, and “The Boys of Summer”.
Bon Jovi seems to think they are more popular than they really are, after announcing a massive 30-country world tour that is expected to run through 2011.
Welcome the impending apocalypse when the dated 80’s rockers arrive in Las Vegas, Nevada, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and London, England, for a five night stint at the 02 Arena.
Julian Casablancas has decided to go lone wolf and will release his first misguided solo effort Phrazes For The Young on November 3rd.
The perpetually dejected Strokes frontman will initially promote the album with performances at The Regency Ballroom in San Francisco and The Palace Theatre in Los Angeles
Rob Zombie is currently in the midst of a relatively modest North American tour that will find the aging shock rocker playing in low-key venues across the nation.
The thriving horror film director is set to perform several Halloween-centric shows in Phoenix, Las Vegas, and at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles on All Hallows Eve.
Neil Young’s once legendary Bridge School Benefit Concert has turned to sh*t, as this year’s incarnation will feature the insipid pop laced musical stylings of No Doubt.
Unsurprisingly, tickets for this abomination have yet to sell out for either of its October 24-25 dates, so get them while they’re still luke warm and somewhat easy to swallow.