Apparently, Steven Tyler’s earth-shattering decision to walk away from millions of dollars in touring revenue was short-lived after all, as his former band Aerosmith has decided to welcome him back with open arms.
According to Britain’s New Music Express, Joe Perry and company have agreed to set aside their differences (namely Tyler’s apparent addiction to painkillers) for the noble pursuit of making more money.
Download Festival promoters have already begun circulating news of their timely reunion in the hopes of drawing larger crowds to Donington Park in Leicestershire, England.
The festival runs from June 11-13 and will also feature headlining appearances from AC/DC and Rage Against the Machine.
Prior to the announcement, Aerosmith was allegedly auditioning several candidates to replace their drug addled frontman, including Mr. “Flesh For Fantasy” himself, Billy Idol.
It’s just a shame the Billy Idol thing didn’t pan out, since it would have likely rivaled the Jump To Conclusions mat as the worst idea ever.
While you were busy cramming Doritos down your throat and downing gallons of carbonized beverages during the Super Bowl, the US Air Force and its well-staffed marketing department were cleverly branding themselves as the 
These are trying times for everyone, but perhaps none has been hit harder by the current financial crisis than the music industry, which for years has relied on people having a disposable income to purchase their ridiculously overpriced CDs.
It’s long been established that John Mayer is total douchebag, but not until last week were people fully aware of his level of commitment to making a complete ass out of himself.
Apparently, Ozzy Osbourne is just as shocked as we are that he’s still alive after years of regular exposure to sex, drugs, and Rock ‘n’ Roll.
And so it begins, an era dominated by one all-powerful entity whose sole existence rests on the misguided notion that paying obscene amounts of money to watch music performed live is much more spiritually fulfilling than listening to it blare from someone’s car stereo.
Like many of their Red state brethren before them, Lynyrd Skynyrd groupies have once again feigned moral outrage over something completely inane and trivial.
The Interwebs is abuzz with news of the latest natural disaster to rock the Western Hemisphere.